Never Forget The Man Who Has to Dig Up The Horse, Ever

Kinja'd!!! "DCCARGEEK" (dccargeek)
01/22/2015 at 15:59 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!9 Kinja'd!!! 4
Kinja'd!!!

The next time you decide "hey! I'm going to share my feelings on car buying" - never forget: some poor soul has to go out and dig up the horse that has to be beat.

Sent using my iPhone


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > DCCARGEEK
01/22/2015 at 16:06

Kinja'd!!!0

OMG POLICY


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > DCCARGEEK
01/22/2015 at 16:07

Kinja'd!!!2

Sent using my iPhone

::thumbs up:: very state of the art for 2007.


Kinja'd!!! DCCARGEEK > ACESandEIGHTS
01/22/2015 at 16:53

Kinja'd!!!0

"Wow! What's this called again? Power steering? Feels great!"


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > DCCARGEEK
01/22/2015 at 17:06

Kinja'd!!!0

The true hipster argues that the very essence of a bicycle is only the simplest of components (seriously, this is hipster canon and I'm not even kidding): frame, wheels, tires, cranks, pedals, chain, sprockets/cogs (two only), saddle, handlebars. Anything else is superfluous and takes away from the experience of A) operating the machine and B) the risk you take in riding it. I'm not making this shit up. If you cover your head with a helmet or clamp the wheels with brakes, you've cheapened the experience.

So talk of power steering, locks, windows, auto transmissions, GOD FORBID CD-playing stereos or any other sort of musical conveyance not involving AM/FM choice and clickity preset buttons—this is all nonsense. You may as well start shopping at The Gap and drinking Starbucks at that point.